Maid: Wah you now so fat leh.

No one believes I am getting fatter.
Except my maid, hehe. :D
I think my mom is beginning to believe that I am getting fat because.. Haiyah, the change is obvious. Everyone (especially in school) is lying to me when they tell me I'm not fat. >:(


Hahaha, school was disgusting yet entertaining today.
Whee, day started off with English, which was good, because duh, since when was English not good? Even having English oral is better than having Chem. :X

Skip skip skip.

Chinese is the like coolest part of the day worhx.
Someone hold microphone and outburst. No need declaration lah, you are confirm the loudest person on Earth. -_- Because hello, you have a fucking microphone. If you want to shout, can you please not shout into the bloody microphone? Some sort of role model ah, never spare a thought for the rest of us. We could potentially be deaf because of you, yo. And not only that, never even spare a thought for the other class worhx. Hello, people not as childish as you, still need to go on with their lessons one leh.

Some people are so immature. And what makes them even more disgusting is the fact that they try to cover up their stupidity with more loopholes and.. more stupidity. Hello? Stop saying we 狡辩 because it is annoying. And it is also obvious that you're the one doing that, not us. Please lah, don't abuse your authority can? Can you see that the whole class (excluding the guys who cannot be bothered with anything) is against you? Did you even stop to think WHY? That for one moment, think that, ohamgee, why is the whole class against me? ARE THEY RIGHT? (Loud gasp.)
No, you didn't, because you'll probably think instead, ohamgee, why is the whole class against me? WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM?

I hope you see that we are not at all intimidated by how you raise your voice (with the help of a microphone, though). Instead, it makes you look extremely pathetic. I don't think you see that people who don't usually argue with you did actually argue with you. And I don't think you understand why because you probably just feel that our class is just ganging up to bully a Taiwan girl. (The Taiwan girl incident was so amusing. You were entertaining when you weren't trying to be. That's the furthest your humour stretches. -_-)

We don't care about your sob story about how you could have been so successful in your homeland because. -_- Paiseh, but we weren't the ones who kicked your sorry ass into Singapore. In other words, we don't actually care what you could have become if you stayed there, because the fact is, you didn't, and this is how pathetic you are now. So be a man (as you once claimed you are) and face it.
If you regret your decision, we'd be glad to kick your ass back into where you came from, because we're better off without you.

Oh, and some sort of man lah. Oh, let's go to the principal's office! And for the rest of the time, you stayed in the class. -_- Were you pretending to forget that you said that, or pretending to be mature again, or just being cowardly?
I wished so much you would go, because all you did in class for the rest of the time was to find faults with us and pick on us, pick on our language, yaddayadda. Just because we argue with you, you start picking on us like a kid who doesn't admit he lost. The angrier you get, the more I feel your anger is fuelled by the fact that we are right. Because when you lie and try to defend yourself but people keep trying to knock down your defence, you'll just get pissed.

And stop stereotyping. Yah lah, Singaporean kids this, Singaporean kids that. We also not 圣人 okay? You make it seem like Singapore is full of flaws. If you've such a big issue with us, then why come in the first place?
You've never once mentioned any flaws about your beloved homeland. As if it's flawless, you patriotic bastard. Now stop picking on us and give us a Kit-Kat.
If you want us to understand you, sympathize and empathize with you, please do the same.

I especially hate how you make yourself seem so perfect, so high-and-mighty. Then when you fall, ask us to understand that you're not a 圣人. Don't fucking act like one if you're not one, and can't be one.
And you're far from one, you double-faced bitch. Lolol, Qiya's right. I was so disgusted by you today. You know, don't shout at people in one moment, and in the next, act like oh, she has her troubles, so she acts like this, I understand. Oh and the best thing is, the next? You start criticising again. Because fuck off, you don't understand a single thing, stop trying to act like you're so great already. We all see how fucked up you are.

I don't even know why I am wasting my sleeping time on this. -_- I think I need to get this off my chest, because it is bothering me.
Today was so unjust.
If you even have a dick at all, we're hoping it drops off because you don't exactly deserve one.